You'd probably find that in the Museum of Natural Stupidity.

"You should have a website where you say your favorite dinosaur is the Thesaurus."

Faith and super tight jeans

"Gotta have faith... like George Michael."

holiday hangover

"You should name your band Awesome Wassail."

What followed "You have too many shoes."

"You should wear cleats."

Would you like that for here or to go?

"I remember September 11 but I don't want to buy more of that."

Your boy vs. My boy

"You get your boy Ravi Shankar and my boy Whiplash the Cowboy Monkey?"

If you were actually a rapper, you'd be called Easy M.

"If I was a rapper, I'd use the rhyme Garrison, you're so embarrassin'"